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Turkey for tired people

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Foolproof Thanksgiving recipe for when you need life to be simple

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Nov 23, 2020
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Below is what my mother has been doing to make Thanksgiving easier for years. Here’s what you will need:

β€” Turkey parts. You are NOT getting a whole turkey, my friends, for you are taking it easy. Get however many legs, wings, and boneless turkey breasts you want/need. The boneless breasts will serve a second purpose later.

β€”Β An appropriate-sized oven bag

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